Published by admin on 04 Jan 2013 at 03:18 pm
1. It seems a person can either “diet” (meaning, not shove baker’s chocolate into mouth hole willy nilly and eat all of the Wheat Thins and have a glass of wine with a big plate of pasta) or sleep train a baby. You* cannot do both.
2. I not only ate the above things while listening to my baby cry on and off at 10 minute intervals until 10:50PM, but then, THEN! I went ahead and just gave up and brought him into bed. Therefore not dieting and not sleep training all at once! I am weak!
Which brings me to 3. Ever since mid to late pregnancy and (I’m guessing) also because of my c section, I can’t get up off the floor without considerable struggle. Meaning if I’m on the floor with Moe (which is becoming more and more common) I have to put him down, then get up awkwardly, then lean over and pick him up. Which, yes, there are way bigger problems in my life to worry about, but goddamnit, I used to be a champion floor getter upper. So I ask you, twitter, what exercise will help return me to my floor getting off of glory? (Squats? Lunges? Abs? WHAT?!)