Saying yes on Prop 8 won’t protect your marriage. Your marriage is as safe as you want it to be.

This proposition is not about protecting the world from the slippery slope of humans marrying animals. Your crazy dog-lady neighbor will probably still try to marry her dog one day, and I still don’t see how that makes your marriage any less. Your marriage is as safe as you want it to be.

Saying yes on Prop 8 won’t protect girls from learning how to go down on girls and boys from wanting to go down on boys. They will discover that all on their own. Thinking any differently is retarded.

Pay attention. It’s very simple, Proposition 8 is about about stripping the basic civil rights of consenting adult humans to enter into a legal and binding contract called marriage.

And let’s get this straight, once and for all. Marriage is a contract. Nothing more. It’s got nothing to do with your god, or their god, or even my lack of a god. Saying your marriage will mean less if it’s lumped in with gay marriage is like saying my will means less if it’s lumped in with your will. It just doesn’t make sense. It’s a piece of paper. You deserve your piece of paper. I deserve my piece of paper. My neighbor who has sex with men deserves his piece of paper. All of our collective yet separate pieces of paper have nothing to do with each other. Are you understanding this yet?

Let me make it more clear.

You are a moron if you don’t vote No on Prop 8.

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