Published by admin on 30 Apr 2004
Welcome to Adulthood, Part 1
You will have to go the DMV, and stand in line, to stand in line, and find out you stood in the wrong line, so you have to stand in line again, to stand in the right line.
You will have to pay off your student loans but before you do that you will have to consolidate your loans. But before you do that you will have to weigh your options on which student loan consolidation company you find to be the least schiestery.
You will have to find a job. A real job. A job that pays you money not credits. A job requires you to wear job-like clothes. A job that you will have to go to in the morning and leave from at night. A job that you won’t know anyone at. A job job.
You will live for the weekend. You will always know what day it is. You will look forward to holidays, not because they will be a time to catch up on homework, but time to not be working.
You will begin to settle down. You will only get drunk on weekends. You will barbeque. You will stop sleeping with random guys. You will have a relationship. You will settle.